要當一頭豬也不容易


同事傳給我的笑話,不過要懂一點基本的數學才會懂喔!


不懂玩的人=會上班的豬


人=吃飯+睡覺+上班+玩,                                                 

豬=吃飯+睡覺,                                                           

代入:人=豬+上班+玩,                                                   

即:人-玩=豬+上班.                                                     

結論:不懂玩的人=會上班的豬        
                                     

 
你想當哪種豬?        


男人=吃飯+ 睡覺+賺錢                                                   

豬=吃飯+ 睡覺                                                           

代入:男人=豬+賺錢                                                      

即:豬=男人-賺錢                                                        

所以男人不賺錢等於豬。       


所以男人不賺錢等於豬

                                            
女人=吃飯+ 睡覺+花錢。                                                 

豬 =吃飯+ 睡覺。                                                        

代入:女人=豬+花錢                                                      

即:女人-花錢=豬。                                                      

結論:女人不花錢的都是豬。                                                


女人不花錢的都是豬


綜合以上:
                                                                   
男人為了讓女人不變成豬而賺錢!                                            

女人為了讓男人不變成豬而花錢!                                            


豬小妹

                                                                           

結論:
                                                                 
男人+女人                                                                
=(豬+賺錢)+(豬+花錢)                                                  
=兩頭豬


這是藝術


remark: 我覺得我快要是一隻會上班的豬了

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