秘私藍尼爾思的寶藏

同事傳給我的笑話，不過要懂一點基本的數學才會懂喔！

人＝吃飯＋睡覺＋上班＋玩,                                                 

豬＝吃飯＋睡覺,                                                           

代入：人＝豬＋上班＋玩,                                                   

即：人－玩＝豬＋上班.                                                     

結論：不懂玩的人＝會上班的豬        
                                     

男人＝吃飯＋ 睡覺＋賺錢                                                   

豬＝吃飯＋ 睡覺                                                           

代入：男人＝豬＋賺錢                                                      

即：豬＝男人－賺錢                                                        

所以男人不賺錢等於豬。       

                                            
女人＝吃飯＋ 睡覺＋花錢。                                                 

豬 ＝吃飯＋ 睡覺。                                                        

代入：女人＝豬＋花錢                                                      

即：女人－花錢＝豬。                                                      

結論：女人不花錢的都是豬。                                                

綜合以上：
                                                                   
男人為了讓女人不變成豬而賺錢！                                            

女人為了讓男人不變成豬而花錢！                                            

                                                                           

結論：
                                                                 
男人＋女人                                                                
＝(豬＋賺錢)＋(豬＋花錢)                                                  
＝兩頭豬

remark: 我覺得我快要是一隻會上班的豬了