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簡單又幽默的英文,大家來看看喔!


 

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?



At 8 -- You  take her to bed and tell her a story



At 18 -- You  tell her a story and take her to bed



At 28 -- You  don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed



At 38 -- She  tells you a story and takes you to bed


 

At 48 -- She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed!



At 58 -- You  stay in bed to avoid her story



At 68 -- If  you take her to bed, that'll be a story!



At 78 -- What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? 

 

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  • 悄悄話
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  • tiffwu
  • 最後那一張嚇死人了,我還半夜來看這一篇文的啊
  • 哈哈 抱歉抱歉~

    秘私客 於 2008/07/20 17:53 回覆

  • fish0109
  • 最後一張...讓我愣了一下
  • 這張圖我找的很辛苦

    秘私客 於 2008/07/20 17:53 回覆

  • ji394y4ru3
  • 真是幽默!喂~
  • 滿好玩的~

    秘私客 於 2008/08/02 13:48 回覆

  • callmemay32
  • hahaha ,,
    What a bed story you have ...
  • i have a lot

    秘私客 於 2008/11/05 13:33 回覆